While attending a party one night, famed psychic Samantha Amis claimed that she could read anything. "Ok," said a fellow reveller, "read my ass!"

She did.

[Amis, who once predicted a $60,000 lottery payout, explained that the left side represents the future and the right side the past; love lines run beneath the cheeks. And the life lines? They run right down the middle! Her main complaint: "Some men have got hairy butts!"]

[Among the world's other pseudo-celebrity butt readers? Sylvester Stallone's mother!]