"Mr. Spooner was one evening found wandering disconsolately about the streets of Greenwich. 'I've been here hours,' he said. 'I had an important appointment to meet someone at "The Dull Man, Greenwich," and I can't find it anywhere; and the odd thing is no one seems to have heard of it.'
"Late at night he went back to Oxford. 'You idiot!' exclaimed his wife. 'Why, it was the Green Man, Dulwich, you had to go to.'"