"Young Haley Joel Osment was nominated for a Best Supporting Actor Oscar [for his role as Cole Sear in The Sixth Sense]," Jay Leno reported in February 2000. "As he looked around he said, 'I see jealous people.' If he wins the Oscar, he'll look out over the crowd and say, 'I see facelifts!'"
[Osment was the eighth-youngest nominee in Oscar history.]
["She's had so many facelifts her ears are touching," Jay Mohr once remarked of Joan Rivers. "She looks like a Korean man."]