Chicago Bears defensive tackle William Perry was not called "The Refrigerator" for nothing. "Supposedly he weighs 325," coach Mike Ditka once remarked. "Hey, who knows? He's running twice a day -- from the refrigerator to the bathroom!"

[In November 1985, William "The Refridgerator" Perry and his cocky Chicago Bears teammates recorded the rap song "Super Bowl Shuffle" -- and went on to win Super Bowl XX two months later.]