Alas, there was one minor problem: "I didn't really know how to do anything," she explained. "I had no skills -- I couldn't even call information for my mother."
Still, such was her drive for fame that she had her autograph down -- "the same way I do it today" -- by the age of twelve.
[Cher once called 'Cher' "something I invented... People thought I was sleeping with the entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir, but I was staying home watching TV."]