During one of her many weddings Elizabeth Taylor was asked by a presiding official to enumerate her previous husbands. "What is this," Taylor replied, "a memory test?"

[One of Taylor's later marriages prompted Oscar Levant to quip: "Always a bride, never a bridesmaid!"]

[During her marriage to Larry Fortensky, Liz often left post-it notes around the house with such messages as "Please spend time with me today," and "Did you shave today?"]