Though Boy George's romantic interests ranged from Lenny ("snogged him at a party") and Jeremy ("snogged him briefly over the punch bowl") to Gary ("he just lay there while I did all the work") and Tranny ("he would have survived alone on the amount of protein he was taking in"), he rarely had relationships with other celebrities.

George did, however, have fantasies. He once remarked, for example, that he hoped to be "reincarnated as Matt Dillon's underwear."

["I did everything before Liz Hurley," Boy George remarked on another occasion, "including Hugh Grant." He also had "anti-fantasies": "Imagine having sex with George Michael," he once mused. "It would be like having sex with a groundhog!"]