George did, however, have fantasies. He once remarked, for example, that he hoped to be "reincarnated as Matt Dillon's underwear."
["I did everything before Liz Hurley," Boy George remarked on another occasion, "including Hugh Grant." He also had "anti-fantasies": "Imagine having sex with George Michael," he once mused. "It would be like having sex with a groundhog!"]