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During his wild youth, Joe E. Lewis stayed for a time at a boardinghouse whose proprietress was famed for her frugality. At dinner one evening, she produced a platter modestly covered with cold cuts so thin that they were virtually transparent.

"Did you cut these?" Lewis asked politely, indicating the meat. "I did," she replied. "Okay," Lewis declared, "then I'll deal!"

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