"I'll do whatever I can to get the message across with PETA -- including wearing a lettuce-leaf bikini." -- former Baywatch babe (and devout vegetarian) Traci Bingham explaining why she strutted through the streets of Paris in July 2002 wearing nothing but a salad and a smile.

["Yesterday at Harvard University," Conan O'Brien reported in March 2004, "police broke up an animal rights protest because five female protesters staged a naked pillow fight. A spokesperson for Harvard was outraged and said, 'We won't rest until we find out who called the police.'"]