The Information Center of the World Peace Council once issued a poster delineating the world according to Ronald Reagan. Among the regions on Reagan's map? Acidrainia, Ecotopia, Mariachi Land, Banana Land, Our China, Their China, Our Oil, Egypt, Negroes, Thatcher Land (a subsidiary of Disneyland), Injuns, and Muslim Fanatics.

[Sadly, no map has yet been issued for George W. Bush.]

[In 1983, Best Western Hotels and Godfrey Davis Rentacar issued maps of the West of England showing racetracks and Grand Prix circuits in several small villages. Underwater activities were symbolized by a race car and windmills by a pick and shovel. Said a Godfrey Davis executive: "At least we got the roads right."]