Elvis Presley once owned a chimp named Scatter. Scatter ate at the dinner table with a knife and fork and was chauffeured around in a Rolls-Royce. Among the "tricks" which Elvis taught Scatter to perform? Drinking bourbon... and pinching women's bottoms.
[Sadly, Scatter grew nasty, was banished to a cage, and died from cirrhosis of the liver. (Presley also owned a mynah bird that was trained to say: "Elvis! Go to hell!")]