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In one of his columns, Ed Sullivan happened to mention that George Burns wore a toupee. Burns, incensed, chastized Sullivan for publicizing his embarrassing secret. "But, George," Sullivan said, "I didn't think you'd mind." "If I didn't mind," Burns replied, "why would I wear a toupee!?"
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