Much Music VJ Bill Welychka once interviewed KISS frontman Gene Simmons. "I just got married," Welychka remarked at one point. Simmons's reply? "You're an idiot! You're a moron!"

[Simmons (who once claimed to have slept with 4,600 women) refused to tie the knot with former playmate Shannon Tweed (his live-in lover of many years and mother to his kids). It wasn't Tweed; he was simply terrified of marriage: "Do you know why men die younger than their wives?" he once mused. "Because they want to!"]