"Dennis Rodman was arrested for driving under the influence," Jay Leno reported in December 1999. "I guess he was the Worm in a bottle of tequila."

"The Worm said he wasn't driving drunk," Craig Kilborn later remarked. "He was swerving to avoid a Porshe being driven by Jason Priestley."

[Priestley had also been arrested for driving under the influence -- and claimed that he had crashed his car after swerving to avoid a deer.]