Professor's Fanny

"I once knew a rather charming Oxford professor," Beverly Nichols once recalled, "who went all through America under the impression that his 'fanny' was his 'suitcase'. I understand there was quite an outbreak of virtuous indignation among the coloured porters of Omahha when he rushed round the station asking them if anyone had been tampering with his fanny."
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