"There was this great dance club in Chicago, in the 1980s," Aidan Quinn once recalled. "It was a gay club, but the audience was mixed. And there was this incredibly beautiful black woman sitting at the bar looking at me oddly. It was midnight and you could get a shot for a dollar and I went over and talked to her, bought her a couple of drinks. To cut a long story short, we went into a bathroom and I started kissing her."

It was only then that he noticed... "that her hands were huge and her shoulders were huge, and I thought, 'Oh, my God, you're a man!'"

[Quinn called this his "Crying Game" moment. The bartender and the owner later had many a laugh at Quinn's expense.]

[In August 2004, a pub in Argentina offered free drinks to customers -- until the first person had to use the toilet.]