In 2003, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck co-starred in Gigli, their first film together -- which promptly tanked. In September, Jay Leno announced that the happy couple would be married on September 14th. "They've written their own vows," he added. "Since Gigli they don't trust writers any more."

["As Gigli vanishes from theatres following dismal ticket sales," Reuters reported in August, "alternative rock station WBCN [in Boston] is offering to give 'I Survived Gigli' T-shirts to anyone left in his or her seat when the lights come up after the final showing at a Boston cinema today." "Executives in Hollywood are upset because now that Arnold is governor, he has no time to make movies," Conan O'Brien announced in October 2003. "In a related story, Ben and J. Lo are being urged to run for President." (Gigli swept the Razzies, taking Worst Film, Worst Actor, Worst Actress, Worst Screen Couple, Worst Director and Worst Screenplay awards.)]