"I fought my last fight in the fifth grade, when I realized that boys were getting a lot stronger than me. I remember a specific fight with this boy who was a year older than I was, and he pinned me down in the middle of the basketball court. I thought he was going to kill me, but instead he leaned over and gave me a kiss. It was totally humiliating. In fact, I was so humiliated that I made him be my boyfriend!"
[Hu's brother "who knew a good thing when he saw it" made a lot of money as Kelly's manager -- taking bets.]