The porn star Mila, famed for her roles (as a bottom specialist) in more than 5,000 films, once pioneered a novel form of "Ass art" -- involving the anal projection of various fluids onto a canvas.

[A male actor once played a practical joke on Mila -- by pushing a lizard through her anus. She was once asked what she would not put in her bum. "I won't take a Chevy in my ass," she replied. "Basically, if it will fit, I'm game."]

[Mila (a psychology PhD), changed careers because she was bored with psychology.]