"Women and tigers are exactly alike," Roy Horn (of Siegfried and Roy) once remarked. "They have the same temperament, emotions, and vulnerabilities. They must be spoken to softly -- but it doesn't hurt to carry a big stick just in case."

["According to USA Today, Las Vegas has become the favorite destination for women to have wild Bachelorette parties," Conan O'Brien announced in May 2003. "When they heard this, Siegfried and Roy said, 'There goes the neighborhood!'"]

["If you live with fifty-eight lions and tigers," Siegfried once remarked, "then you will always have a lot of pussy in the house."]