Midriff Nazi

"Girls weren't allowed to wear midriffs [midriff-bearing shirts] at my high school

[Beaver Academy]," Eliza Dushku once recalled, "because there was this teacher -- the midriff Nazi -- who would send you home. One day, he sees me wearing this midriff, and he's like, 'You're going home and changing, young lady!' I launched into this whole big story: 'Listen Buddy, I have a bacterial infection in my belly button! This is a medical problem, and I have to keep it aired out! Do you have a problem with that?' I wore one almost every day through the rest of high school."

["I swear," Dushku once said of Beaver Academy's unfortunate name, "we didn't even realize the irony until, like, years later."]

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