Ted Giannoulas (better known as the San Diego Chicken mascot) was once asked whether he had ever had any memorable encounters with fans. "I've had inebriated women come up and, you know, give me big higs," he recalled, "and their hand starts wandering around inside my outfit looking for McNuggets. No complaints there!"
[In 2001, Stuart Drummond -- H'Angus the Monkey, mascot for Third Division Hartlepool United -- was ejected from Scunthorpe United's ground for simulating sex with a female steward. On another occasion, he got into trouble for bringing an inflatable doll onto the field!]