"Madonna's little daughter Lourdes is the new Wednesday Adams!" Mojo Radio declared in 2003. "Lourdes Ciccone is turning into a proper little madam. At a recent Top Of The Pops appearance, she demanded a Diet Coke. When a crew member brought her a normal Coke, the seven-year-old's reply was: 'I said diet, asshole.' If this is true, then the spiritual school Lourdes attends is doing a great job!"