Some time later, a witness came forward claiming that Britney was wrong to suggest that Justin had a tiny penis. The witness? Sadie Bomar -- Justin's 70-year-old grandmother. "I helped raise him," she declared, "and I can assure you there is nothing wrong with him..."
[Note to granny: A man's penis does not reach its full size until the end of puberty. Among Justin's nicknames? "JT, Curly, and Justin Trousersnake."]