Among disgraced Tyco CEO Dennis Kozlowski's dubious business expenses was an extravagant $2 million Roman-themed birthday party for his socialite wife. Among its notable features? A birthday cake with exploding breasts and an ice sculpture of Michelangelo's David whose penis streamed Russian Stolichnaya vodka into crystal glasses!

[Before his prosecution (on charges of looting the company), Kozlowski also convinced Tyco to cough up for a yacht and a $2.5m mansion.]