"My favorite piece of equipment is my drill," Smash Mouth's Steve Harwell once told an interviewer. "I'm a handyman, dude. I do it all. I'm supervising my carpet installation right now. Just overseeing it, you know." So why was Harwell not doing the installation himself? "I can barely pick up a penny," he explained, "since I ruptured a disk jerking off."
["I get a workout going when I do it. My favorite pornos are the ones I make at home. Me and my lady throw the tripod up, press record, grab a little K-Y and go for it..."]