Jim Thornton's Penis

"I recently awoke with a prominent red bump on the tip of my penis," GQ writer Jim Thornton reported. "It was the size of a pimple, and I managed to ignore it for several hours before STD anxiety got the better of me. I made an appointment with my doctor, and after some disquieting tests, including a small skin biopsy, I got the definitive diagnosis: mosquito bite."
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