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Gary Coleman: Tonight Show

After Arnold Schwarzenegger announced his candidacy in the 2003 California gubernatorial election on "The Tonight Show," host Jay Leno invited the other 134 candidates to join him on the show as well. There was a small catch, however: They would have to sit in the audience. "And Gary Coleman, don't worry," Leno quipped, "we'll have a booster seat..."

["Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger apologized for groping several women's breasts," Conan O'Brien announced on October 2nd. "In a related story, Gary Coleman apologized for groping several women's ankles." "Arnold Schwarzenneger's wife, Maria Shriver, announced that after next week's election she will return to work at NBC," Conan later reported. "Meanwhile, Gary Coleman announced that after next week's election he'll return to work at KFC." (Coleman -- having squandered the $18 million which he earned between 1978 and 1986 -- was working as a security guard.)]

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