Former Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth was once asked how many women he had slept with in a single night. "Actually delivered the groceries?" he replied. "Three of five. But two of them, twice!"

[David Lee Roth often dispensed backstage passes to Van Halen's road crew with orders to find the best girls possible. As an incentive, $100 was given to whoever had chosen the girl he bedded. "The most repressed cities provided us with the best girls: Salt Lake City, Pittsburgh," he once recalled. "It wasn't unusual to have 50 gals show up at the lunchtime sound check demanding to give a blow job."]