Former Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee's early conquests included a girl who, when having an orgasm, could ejaculate across the room. Sadly, Lee was eventually forced to move on. "My van started to stink," he once explained. "My mom kept asking what the smell was."

[Lee once had sex with a studio engineer to convince her to give the band more recording time: "Her teeth stuck out of the side of her head," he later remarked, "but she had a nice body."]

[After a gig in Texas in 1984, Lee inserted a hotel telephone into a groupie's nether regions.]