LL Cool J: Cool Hand Luke

One day when he was 16 years old, LL Cool J, a future porn addict, began to suffer from a painful case of "blue balls" while riding a city bus. Fortunately he had a solution. LL simply got off the bus and cranked one out on a street corner!

["Touring was like whoring," LL Cool J recalled of his first tour. "If a girl was down to do something a little freaky, I was right there with her."]

[In 2003, a judge in Bordeaux, France, was placed under investigation after allegedly masturbating during a lawyer's closing arguments.]

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