The Rock once shared a lively exchange with WWF guest-hostess Gennifer Flowers. "If you were the leader of this country," she asked, "how would you run the judicial system?" "As long as the Rock's fans... realize that the Rock is the judge and the jury, everything should be fine," he replied. "Nine times out of ten," he added, "he'd be a hung jury -- IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!"

[This soon became the Rock's standard line.]

[In June 2004, Oklahoma Creek County judge Donald Thompson was caught using a penis pump while trying cases in court.]