"Robert Plant's tour amours were girls he managed to convince that he was, at any given moment, about to leave his wife, Maureen, the mother of his two children. Once, when he went back home to his farm on the Welsh border after a tour, Maureen came running out of the house furiously waving a copy of the English music weekly Melody Maker. A photo of Led Zeppelin at Rodney Bingenheimer's Sunset Strip club with a bunch of young girls was on the front page. 'Maureen,' Robert cried, 'you know we don't take that paper!'"
["Some nights I look out," Plant once said of Zeppelin's concerts, "and want to f--- the whole front row!"]