Sacramento Kings forward Chris Webber was once asked to recall his favorite practical jokes. "Get the key to somebody else's room," he replied, "take a dump in their toilet and leave it in there. Especially for the clean freaks."

["A lot of times," Webber also confessed, "players will point to spots on the floor (for the sweat moppers) and there's not even sweat on the floor... We give the kids a hard time."]