Country redneck David Allan Coe spent 20 of his first 34 years in prisons. Even so, he found time to acquire an incredible 365 tattoos, including a spider -- on his penis!
[Among the human curiosities exhibited by P.T. Barnum in 1876? The body of captain George Costentenus, tattooed from head to toe with 386 animals, mummies, and hieroglyphics. Among David Allan Coe's songs? "I'd Like to Kick the Shit Out of You."]