When Motley Crue opened for Ozzy Osbourne's Bark at the Moon tour in 1984, a gross-out showdown seemed inevitable. After snorting a line of ants, Ozzy upped the ante by urinating on the floor and licking it up. Crue guitarist Nikki Sixx rose to the challenge and also peed, but Ozzy beat him to the slurp! "From that moment on," Sixx later recalled, "we always knew that wherever we were, there was someone who was sicker and more disgusting than we were!"
[While dining with a group of record company execs at a German restaurant one evening in 1981, Ozzy reportedly jumped up on the table, kissed a man on the lips, unzipped his pants, and urinated into a carafe of wine. He later marketed California spring water "personally blessed by Ozzy Osbourne."]