"It has been reported that Martha Stewart's advice column no longer goes by the name 'Ask Martha,'" Conan O'Brien announced in March 2004. "The new name of the column is 'Ask Inmate #39875'."

["It was reported that in order to get her sentence reduced, Martha Stewart has asked all her friends to write to her judge and tell them good things about her," Conan O'Brien announced in March 2004. "As a result, Martha is expected to get life in prison."]