"Along with the other girls they'd have boozy nights out where no one was allowed to talk to boys. One night Hahn broke the rules and brought back a new (male) buddy with whom she'd been sinking sake. Recognising this breach of etiquette, the house dog bit the interloper on the arse. The guy's name was Matthew Perry."
["He's one of the most sensitive people I've ever met," Jennifer Aniston once said of Matthew Perry. "More than most girls." Among the musicians that have made him cry? Barry Manilow.]