Rodney Dangerfield: Young Stud

"When I was trying to get in show business, it was rough, you know," Rodney Dangerfield recalled years later. "So Monday and Saturday I drove a laundry truck and Thursday and Friday I drove a fish truck. I worked for the little fish market in Kew Gardens.

"One time, I was delivering some fish to Jamaica Estates -- that's a high class section, you know. I stop at a red light and all of a sudden a really attractive lady stops along side of me. She looks at me. She smiles and tells me to follow her. 'Whew,' I said, 'did I get lucky! Wow. I should have taken a shower, you know.'

"So I follow her. She pulls into the driveway of a big expensive house. So I get out. Before I do, I check myself in the mirror to make sure I'm okay, you know. So I get out and I walked over to her and said, 'Where do we go from here?' She says, 'Nowhere. I was just gonna show you a shortcut to my house. You've got my fish in your truck.'"

["I was gonna say to her, 'Lady, you should see what I've got in my pants!'"]

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