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Frank Bender: Bent?

"Frank Bender [a forensic sculptor famed for his facial reconstruction work] is a spooky dude, and not only because he knows what your skull looks like. It's spooky how his answering machine invites you to leave a message for 'the recomposer of the decomposed,' and it's a little spooky how he returns your call from his claw-foot bathtub. It's spooky how air pistols and handcuffs dangle from the pot rack in his kitchen, and it's definitely spooky how he made a plaster-cast replica of his friend Rebekah's vagina..."
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