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John Terry: Holy Makelele

During an interview one day, John Terry was asked which of his colleagues he thought had the most skill. "A little bit of Joe Cole," he replied. "And

[Zinedine] Zidane probably, with Beckham's right foot." And speed? "

[Thierry] Henry," he replied. Best hair? "Becks," he said, and then... "Before you go on, can I just nominate

[Claude] Makelele for his cock?" Er -- what? "Makelele's cock. It's huge! Like a beer can, it's swinging..."

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