"The world's dumbest terrorist? Courtesy of the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiller, we introduce you to Ahmed Abdel Razzaq: the terrorist who went to Iraq to fight the Americans and die a martyr and ended up in a U.S. prison camp after the Iraqis he went to defend captured and sold him for $100."

[In June 2004, the Committee for the Commemoration of Martyrs of the Global Islamic Campaign posted an online job application for suicide bombers.]