Early in his career, Richard Lewis had the honor of being introduced by the legendary Rodney Dangerfield: "Here's how he brought me on. He so didn't want to be in the showroom. He walked onstage and he went, 'Hey, he's got hair, eh,' and he walked off. That was the introduction."
[On another occasion, Lewis recalled, "He was sitting there and he said, 'Hey, how you doin'? What are you doin' here?' He had his robe and his penis was flapping around..."]