"We realized that we were all sort of giddy," Green recalled. "And we realized at a certain point that the reason that we were all kind of hyperactive and hopped up was that we had all been living in a van together and we hadn't been... masturbating.
"We were living in a van so there was nowhere to really go. You couldn't go out behind a tree or something. We finally scraped up enough money to check into a hotel one day. So we checked into this hotel and the other two guys went off for lunch or dinner or something and I took the video camera that we had and I rented the hotel pornography, and I set it up and I made this tape... and I left a note for my friends that said, 'You can take the van out and watch the pornography on the video monitor.' But at the 3-minute point I lean in and go, 'Hey, how ya doin'!?'"
Green's only mistake? "It should have been about the 1-minute point."