When he was 17 years old, Colin Farrell joined a small modeling agency in Britain. "They sent me on a job to model Christmas underwear for a telly commercial," he recalled of one early assignment. "It was me and a dozen other lads. First we modeled boxers and shit like that. Then when we thought we were done, this woman pulls out these G-string f---ing things and says, 'Any volunteers?'
Farrell jumped at the opportunity. "You bet. 'F---, man. It was ten extra pounds! That was a f---ing hit of E right there. I was seventeen f---ing years old. I did it. I modeled the f---ing red G-string on telly, with the slit crawling up my bare ass..."