Sabrina Matthews: "I needed a pint of Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk and a box of tampons. Because pretty much if you're shopping for one you're shopping for the other... I got up to the front and the cashier checked me out and said, 'Paper or plastic?' I said, 'Oh, I don't want a bag. I just want to walk down the street with these things out in front of me and watch people get out of my way!'"