Dane Cook: Here's Your Drink

While working as a waiter at Bennigan's, Dane Cook had one memorably nasty female customer. "Where's my drink?" she repeatedly asked, doing double snaps with her fingers. Cook's response? "I took her drink in the back, and stirred it," he recalled years later, "with my penis... I was like, 'Now that's a stiff drink!'"

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