"I'm not gay," Macdonald declared in response, "so I don't know much about Broadway musicals."
[Macdonald once got drunk and woke up in bed beside a 'fat bearded guy'. "Gay guys are so far ahead of things," he later declared, "they don't even use a lady!"]
["I don't care for sex," Norm MacDonald once confessed. "I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where there are rules and you can win. There's no winning in sex."]