"You learn a lot playing doctor," Kelly Preston once remarked. "I got caught playing doctor in my grandma's garage, but you know, it was very minor." How so? "Just like sticking things in the heinie."

["My mom came out," Preston recalled, "and she was like 'Oh, okay, so let's go do something else. Let's redirect!'"]

["I did it all, when I was young," Preston once remarked. "I had a fake I.D. so my girlfriends and I would sneak out and go dancing. Each house that we moved to, it was like, hmmm, the bedroom by the kitchen is my bedroom because it's closest to the back door." ("And by now," salon.com's Amy Reiter quipped, "we all know how she feels about back doors.")]