While out riding his motorcycle one day, Allman Brothers guitarist Dickie Betts got hungry. No problem. Betts simply stopped at the side of the road, hopped a fence, walked into a farmer's field, killed a cow, and began to butcher it. Everything was going according to plan -- until a passing cop saw Dickie's bike and went to investigate.

[The motto emblazoned on Betts's jacket? "Eat S---!"]